• Ku Klux Klan Rallies Coming Soon!

      June 26th, 2018

      Ku Klux Klan Rallies Coming Soon!
      by Gaylord Jacobs

      North Dakota Mayor Ryan Schock is lobbing to abolish his town’s government due to fear that White Supremacist are taking over the city of Leith’s’ council seats.

      The city itself has a total population of about 16 people. Out of the 16, the Mayor has collected signatures from 12 of those people in support of transferring the town’s government to the county.
      Now, this is all due to some guy named Craig Cobb moving into town and buying up land. For the sake of argument, let’s just say that he was a rich white guy, he had money to spend, and he aspired to go into real estate.

      Anyway, around the same time that Craig had moved in and was buying up property, so were two unknown travelers. And, with these unknowns, after fine twining their way into the fabric of society, they both won a seat on the city council.

      However, unbeknownst to the constituents of the town, they’d just elected Satan and his apprentice to govern their fair land!

      You see, later down the line, when shit was starting to look shady, and some of the puzzle pieces had been put together, the town realized that they’d just got GOT!

      Initially, because all the parties involved were white, the residents felt no need to question the veracity of their intentions. Their decision to trust these people that they knew nothing of, was solely predicted on the fact that they were WHITE! And we all know the saying, “When you’re white you’re right”

      Anyway, when these dumb asses finally opened their fucking eyes, they realized that Cobb was the Front. He bought up that property and specifically earmarked it for the Klan! And the travelers, well they were the Grift! And, not only were they channeling the likes of David Duke, but they were now occupying the town’s council seats.

      I’ll give credit where credit is due. The Mayor, recognizing that there is a problem, is attempting to rectify it. But; nonetheless… Ain’t this some shit!?

      How the fuck do you allow three unknown motherfuckers (who turn out to be sectarians) to roll up into your town, start buying up shit and then occupy positions of authority? Was there not one moderately intelligent person in this group of brain-dead fuckers living in Leith, North Dakota? Although I am a reasonably empathic and compassionate person, I cannot feel sorry for the jackass idiots of this town!

      Given a slightly different set of circumstances, had those three individuals encroaching upon your town, been the complexion of darker brown, brown, or even a dusty hue, you would have called a town meeting! Without qualm, you enablers would have asserted your officious standing, rallied about keeping your community safe, had a complete dossier on the strangers by end of day, and you motherfuckers would have called the police.

      But, because they were white, they got a pass. And now, you want to do what undercover racists do all the time…sit back, act as if you were completely blindsided, and then attempt to validate your morals by offering the standard cliché of” I have a black friend” I know that this issue is going to vote on July 23rd, 2018. So, I guess we’ll just see what happens. But, until then, I’m going to channel James Baldwin in stating “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything”
      But, on the flip side…. Fuck your town!

      Therefore; I’m going to channel Malcolm X in saying “I hope that your town is taken over by a colony of rabid bats, and all of you suffer the consequences of your stupidity! You got issues!